it was that simple
All this time worrying about growing old and good old Alex Chiu comes to the rescue.
Yes you lucky punters, you too can have physical immortality - I notice it doesn't offer mental immortality, so you may end up a well preserved vegetable, but your kids can always prop you in a corner somewhere - you too can experience all of this just by wearing the 'rings', the wonderful rings.
Now, the deal is buy a pair of these rings, slap 'em on your fingers and away you go. Well, not away you go, but a newer you will materialize over time.
The more of these little buggers you buy the 'weller' you will become.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better it does. Really. As long as you have managed to buy the eternal life rings - in plastic or a natty metal, the name of which I seem to have forgotton, now, stay with me, as long as you have already bought a pair of the rings, or the amazing foot contraption, you can get the incredible 'Gorgeouspil' - yes sir, that's the thing you need.
Gorgeouspil, I am reliably informed is a herbal mix that will make you feel prettier each and every day. Now, it's not a problem for me - I am already pretty enough as many will tell you, but it may matter to you if you're butt ugly.
Just imagine getting prettier everyday. The results have to be seen to be believed. I must admit I haven't seen any results myself, but someone must have.
Did you know that Alex Chiu's site has been banned by Google? All because he is making people live forever. Bad Google. (I must admit that Google tossed up 11'000 mentions of the banned 'alexchiu.com' search key - maybe the Google people have taken Gorgeouspil?)
Now we're dealing with the most important invention in history here and I believe you should get informed. I have added a banner link in this very post for you to click on to be taken to the site of the great Alex - go there this instant, buy a plastic, one size fits all, magnetic ring - perhaps two, and you too will be transformed.
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