Global warming freezes author
It's true. It was true all along. Global warming, the most tedious of all buzz words, has made itself felt by causing freezing conditions (?) in this sub tropical area. Global warming and I'm cold? Chunks breaking of the polar cap and causing the sea levels to rise? (unfreeze a bottle of water and you will end up with less, not more... )
I was going to blame the whales for this. I may still. Seems to me that they may be in league with the devil, and the wildly variable temperatures are caused by 40 years of weather balloons blocking the sun.
It's all too much.